After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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