He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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