dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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