i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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