Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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