How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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