Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Enjoy the penises
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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