goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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