I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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