I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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