Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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