shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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