I cannot find my penis.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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