so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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