Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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