your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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