i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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