i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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