I wanna bring you to show and tell
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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