Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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