I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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