Midget sex pt 2 tonight
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
May the power of my ass compel you!!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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