Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
