You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
