she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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