doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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