You made me cry and you don't even care
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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