That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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