Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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