Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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