is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize