sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
did i just pee glitter
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
