STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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