I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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