well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
