We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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