no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Shame is for Republicans.
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