we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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