Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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