I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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