Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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