yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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