oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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