You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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