That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
