I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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