let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
