The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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