so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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