wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
