i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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