ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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